That sh*t cray!

OK, so I heard that Kanye/Jay-Z song about Paris and all that this morning. You know that part of the song where he says “What’s drugs, my deala” and so on… on my awful drive to work I came up with some gardening related analogs to those. They can use this on the Kanye/Jay-Z “Plant Album” or whatever:

What’s agitated, my tilla?
What’s compost, my hilla?
What’s aerobic, my bacteri-illa? (ok, a bit of a stretch)

This is a random post to mark my return to this ol’ thing.