
I’m knocking on your window, please let me in.
Damn, y’all, I have not posted to this thing all week. Sometimes you have to “pay” the “bills”, and I am not talking about the things that ducks have. Although, as an aside, we once had a duck when I…

The end is nigh, puny humans.
Log Date May 17th, 2012. I fear that the end is near. These monsters are doubling- nay, tripling- in size by the day. Moreover, they have brought reinforcements. Footsoldiers. I have, thankfully, recruited one brave ally in this fight. We’re…

I love dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs- dogs, I do adore.
My grandfather always said that having a dog around allowed you to live longer. Whether that’s true or not, I’ve always liked having canine companions around. It definitely bums me out to see lots of mistreated and/or abandoned dogs in…

Nature’s wieners.
I know that I am normally a very mature individual, but there’s an inner Beavis and/or Butthead in all of us. Sometimes he must be nurtured, ya know? Over the weekend, I visited Peckerwood Garden, it was pretty cool and…

Horror garden.
If y’all know me, you’d know that I love horror movies. I am down with the Austin Horror Society and Jenna complains that all of the movies that I have or watch are gross, weird, or both. Continuing with the theme,…

The secret life of Dalea.
Ok, so it’s my first post- I have intended to start this “blog” thing for ages but you know how it is, y’all. Life is crazy. Nonetheless, I am now DOING THIS. I am going to write about plants and…